Do Not Perceive Me

Shirts for those who would rather not be observed. Opossums under cars, cats in sinks, moths pressed against the porch light — every specimen here would politely prefer that you look away.

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  • Please Do Not Perceive Me Owl

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Owl

    $40
  • Do Not Perceive Me Feline

    Do Not Perceive Me Feline

    $40
  • I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived Cat

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived Cat

    $40
  • Do Not Perceive Me Raccoon

    Do Not Perceive Me Raccoon

    $40
  • Do Not Perceive Me: Chair Dog

    Do Not Perceive Me: Chair Dog

    $40
  • Please Do Not Perceive Me: Moth

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Moth

    $40
  • Please Do Not Perceive Me Opossum

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Opossum

    $40
  • Do Not Perceive Me Dog

    Do Not Perceive Me Dog

    $40
  • I Was Not Made to Be Perceived: Rabbit

    I Was Not Made to Be Perceived: Rabbit

    $40
  • Do Not Perceive Me: Manhole Frog

    Do Not Perceive Me: Manhole Frog

    $40