Do Not Perceive Me

Shirts for those who would rather not be observed. Opossums under cars, cats in sinks, moths pressed against the porch light — every specimen here would politely prefer that you look away.
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  • Black cat with wide eyes sits in a sink with text "do not perceive me" above.

    Do Not Perceive Me: Sink Cat

    Do Not Perceive Me: Sink Cat
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with a black cat in a sink and text "do not perceive me".

    Do Not Perceive Me Cat

    Do Not Perceive Me Cat
    $40
  • Dark gray T shirt with a bushbaby peering through wooden planks and “do not perceive me” text.

    Do Not Perceive Me: Bushbaby

    Do Not Perceive Me: Bushbaby
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with "do not perceive me" and a possum peeking out of a box.

    Do Not Perceive Me: Wide-Eyed Opossum

    Do Not Perceive Me: Wide-Eyed Opossum
    $40
  • T-shirt with opossum peering from a dark opening and text "do not perceive me".

    Do Not Perceive Me: Under the Bed

    Do Not Perceive Me: Under the Bed
    $40
  • T-shirt with text "please do not perceive me" and a black cat peeking behind curtains.

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Curtain Cat

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Curtain Cat
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with a black cat peeking from behind a tree and text "please do not perceive me".

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Tree Cat

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Tree Cat
    $40
  • Charcoal t-shirt with a black and white image of a cat peeking from behind fabric and text "please do not perceive me".

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Hidden Cat

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Hidden Cat
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with black and white print of a cat in a closet and text "perception is violence".

    Perception Is Violence Feline

    Perception Is Violence Feline
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a tiger graphic and text "do not perceive me".

    Do Not Perceive Me Tiger

    Do Not Perceive Me Tiger
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a distressed print of a shy cat peeking from under a blanket and the text "do not perceive me".

    Do Not Perceive Me Tabby

    Do Not Perceive Me Tabby
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a graphic of an opossum in a trash can and the text "do not perceive me".

    Do Not Perceive Me: Trash Opossum

    Do Not Perceive Me: Trash Opossum
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with "do not perceive the creature" and a possum under a car.

    Do Not Perceive the Creature

    Do Not Perceive the Creature
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a capybara in water and text "i do not wish to be perceived".

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived: Capybara

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived: Capybara
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with distressed graphic of peeking cat and text "please do not perceive me".

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Feline

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Feline
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with white text and image of a cat peeking out.

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Kitten

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Kitten
    $40
  • Comfort Colors t-shirt with frog graphic and text "i do not wish to be perceived."

    I Do Not Wish To Be Perceived Frog

    I Do Not Wish To Be Perceived Frog
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with white graphic of a dog's face peering through slats and text "please do not perceive me".

    Shy Terrier: Please Do Not Perceive Me

    Shy Terrier: Please Do Not Perceive Me
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with white "do not perceive me" text and moth graphic.

    Do Not Perceive Me Moth

    Do Not Perceive Me Moth
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with print of a raven looking in a mirror and the text "i do not wish to be perceived."

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived: Crow

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived: Crow
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a black and white graphic of an owl and text.

    Perceived Against My Will Owl

    Perceived Against My Will Owl
    $40
  • T-shirt with text "please do not perceive me" and a bird graphic.

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Raven

    Please Do Not Perceive Me Raven
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a sink drain and frog graphic and "i do not wish to be perceived" text.

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived: Sink Frog

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived: Sink Frog
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with white text reading "please do not perceive me."

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Typewriter Note

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Typewriter Note
    $40