Dark Humor Shirts

Dark humor shirts for people whose sense of humor skews existential. Sarcastic captions, resigned wildlife, and jokes that land better deadpan than loud, printed on the heavyweight Comfort Colors® 1717 tee.
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  • Dark gray t-shirt with a white graphic of a raccoon peeking from a sewer grate and the text "i have rabies".

    I Have Rabies: Storm Drain Raccoon

    I Have Rabies: Storm Drain Raccoon
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with graphic of a crow and text "accessory to murder".

    Accessory to Murder: Carrion Crow

    Accessory to Murder: Carrion Crow
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a black and white graphic of two birds and "attempted murder" text.

    Attempted Murder: Study VII

    Attempted Murder: Study VII
    $40
  • Dark charcoal t-shirt with a white graphic of two ravens and the text "attempted murder".

    Attempted Murder: Study VI

    Attempted Murder: Study VI
    $40
  • Charcoal gray t-shirt with a distressed possum graphic and text saying "i have worms."

    I Have Worms: Opossum

    I Have Worms: Opossum
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with a black and white close-up of a frog and the text "i have warts."

    I Have Warts: Toad

    I Have Warts: Toad
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with a black and white graphic of a centipede and the text "i live in your walls."

    I Live in Your Walls: House Centipede

    I Live in Your Walls: House Centipede
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with a distressed graphic of an opossum and the text "i have rabies".

    I Have Rabies: Opossum

    I Have Rabies: Opossum
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with graphic art of a vulture and text "patron saint of waiting for it to get worse".

    Patron Saint of Waiting for It to Get Worse

    Patron Saint of Waiting for It to Get Worse
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with large front graphic of an anglerfish and text "i'm a catch".

    I'm a Catch: Anglerfish

    I'm a Catch: Anglerfish
    $40
  • Charcoal t-shirt with a seagull holding a cigarette and text "i'll take that".

    I'll Take That: Gull Study I

    I'll Take That: Gull Study I
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a white crow graphic and "accessory to murder" text.

    Accessory to Murder: Lone Crow

    Accessory to Murder: Lone Crow
    $40
  • Black t-shirt with a vintage print of a possum wearing a party hat at a table.

    Party Possum

    Party Possum
    $40
  • T-shirt with opossum eating from trash and text "everything is technically edible".

    Technically Edible Opossum: Study II

    Technically Edible Opossum: Study II
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with opossums and "i have rabies" text.

    Rabies Opossum Nocturne

    Rabies Opossum Nocturne
    $40
  • Charcoal t-shirt with a white graphic of an opossum and text "possums over people".

    Possums Over People: Field Study II

    Possums Over People: Field Study II
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a graphic of two ravens and text "attempted murder".

    Attempted Murder: Study V

    Attempted Murder: Study V
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with a white print of a squirrel and the text "i have rabies".

    I Have Rabies: Squirrel Study I

    I Have Rabies: Squirrel Study I
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with a black cat peeking from behind a tree and text "please do not perceive me".

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Tree Cat

    Please Do Not Perceive Me: Tree Cat
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a graphic of an opossum in a trash can and the text "do not perceive me".

    Do Not Perceive Me: Trash Opossum

    Do Not Perceive Me: Trash Opossum
    $40
  • Black cat reflected in a cracked mirror with text "i do not wish to be perceived".

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived Cat

    I Do Not Wish to Be Perceived Cat
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with a black and white graphic of a cockroach and text: "the horrors persist but so do i"

    The Horrors Persist But So Do I

    The Horrors Persist But So Do I
    $40
  • T-shirt with print: "protect our national parks or we'll haunt your backyard".

    Protect Our National Parks: Ghost Warning

    Protect Our National Parks: Ghost Warning
    $40
  • T-shirt with graphic print of three cats, one smoking amidst an ashtray and cans.

    Smoking Cats: After Hours

    Smoking Cats: After Hours
    $40