Dark Humor Shirts

Dark humor shirts for people whose sense of humor skews existential. Sarcastic captions, resigned wildlife, and jokes that land better deadpan than loud, printed on the heavyweight Comfort Colors® 1717 tee.
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  • Dark t-shirt with "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and botanical skull design.

    All Plants Are Edible: Lily of the Valley

    All Plants Are Edible: Lily of the Valley
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with white text and illustration of skull, bones, and plants.

    All Plants Are Edible: Title Page

    All Plants Are Edible: Title Page
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with skull, snake, plants, and text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Serpent Banner

    All Plants Are Edible: Serpent Banner
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with white graphic of bottle, skull, and plants, text reads "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Poison Bottle

    All Plants Are Edible: Poison Bottle
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with white graphic of skull and plants with text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Oval Bouquet

    All Plants Are Edible: Oval Bouquet
    $40
  • Dark gray t-shirt with skull and floral graphic, reading "All Plants Are Edible, Some Only Once."

    All Plants Are Edible: Rooted Skull

    All Plants Are Edible: Rooted Skull
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with skull and crossbones surrounded by botanical illustrations and the text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE."

    All Plants Are Edible: Specimen Grid

    All Plants Are Edible: Specimen Grid
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with skull, flowers, mushrooms, and text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Tarot Card

    All Plants Are Edible: Tarot Card
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with white text "All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once" and skull and plant graphic.

    All Plants Are Edible: Flower Ring

    All Plants Are Edible: Flower Ring
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with skull, plants, and text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Skull on Books

    All Plants Are Edible: Skull on Books
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with a skull, plants, and the text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Radiant Crown

    All Plants Are Edible: Radiant Crown
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with a skull, bones, plants, and text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Thistle Poster

    All Plants Are Edible: Thistle Poster
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with gothic window design featuring a skull, plants, and poison.

    All Plants Are Edible: Stained Glass

    All Plants Are Edible: Stained Glass
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with a circular graphic of a skull, plants, mushrooms, and the text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE."

    All Plants Are Edible: Leafy Roundel

    All Plants Are Edible: Leafy Roundel
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with white text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and floral skull graphic.

    All Plants Are Edible: Herbarium Arch

    All Plants Are Edible: Herbarium Arch
    $40
  • Shirt with skull and toxic plants illustration and text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Toxicology Chart

    All Plants Are Edible: Toxicology Chart
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with skull and crossbones, nature illustrations, and text.

    All Plants Are Edible: Oval Medallion

    All Plants Are Edible: Oval Medallion
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with skull, plants, and text: "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE."

    All Plants Are Edible: Foxglove Ring

    All Plants Are Edible: Foxglove Ring
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with a skull and botanical design, saying "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Apothecary Wreath

    All Plants Are Edible: Apothecary Wreath
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with a white graphic of a skull, plants, poison bottle, and snake.

    All Plants Are Edible: Poison Stamp

    All Plants Are Edible: Poison Stamp
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with Gothic design of plants, skull and text: "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE, SOME ONLY ONCE."

    All Plants Are Edible: Garden Gate

    All Plants Are Edible: Garden Gate
    $40
  • T-shirt with skull, bones, plants, and text "All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once".

    All Plants Are Edible: Crest and Bones

    All Plants Are Edible: Crest and Bones
    $40
  • Dark t-shirt with a skull, crossbones, plants, and text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE".

    All Plants Are Edible: Bindweed Badge

    All Plants Are Edible: Bindweed Badge
    $40
  • Dark grey t-shirt with skull and gothic botanical illustration and text.

    All Plants Are Edible: Moonlit Skull

    All Plants Are Edible: Moonlit Skull
    $40